#basically i want fictional!matty to realize everyone was immortal but him and be like wtf
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hahah the idea of vampire! george not being super old is so funny to me him saying “uh i’ve been 34 for like 3 months give or take” and matty being like oh uh ok it’s giving like “bitch this ain’t a movie”
Vampire!Fictional!George is out here literally YOUNGER than Fictional!Matty who was human up until like two days ago and Fictional!Matty is very disappointed by this discovery. He thought he was about to have an affair with a hot older man 😂 Meanwhile Vampire!Fictional!George is like "we went to SCHOOL TOGETHER" and Fictional!Matty is like... "THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE YOUR THIRD TIME GOING THATS WHY YOU WERE SO SMART" Meanwhile Vampire!Fictional!George is like "I...I just actually went to class 😭"
They're not going to talk about the fact that Vampire!Fictional!George's Estranged Great Uncle Ben (who is also still very much alive) was involved with the whole American Revolution situation. Unbeknown to the rest of Vampire!Fictional!George's family, they have tea whenever Vampire!Fictional!George is in Boston.
The amount of excited I am about this Vampire Fic is honestly ridiculous and I am so happy that others are willing to indulge me in this brainstorming brain rot. Thank you so much for sending me this ask and if you ever wanna chat more about the Vampires... please send your thoughts my way!! I hope your Monday is going well and that you have a great rest of the week!
❤️Ally
#allylikethecat#ask ally#fanfiction#anon ask#keep it kind#matty fic#gatty#fanfic#Vampire AU#Vampire75#Vampire 75#Every time i start working on this or thinking about this i start cackling#this version of fictional!matty might be my dumbest one#but wow is he a loveable himbo#Vampire!Fictional!George meanwhile is struggling#Debating having Fictional!Ross be a werewolf#and either having Fictional!Adam be like something super silly like a mermaid or a siren or an incubus or something#OR just like have fictional!carly be a vampire and them married#basically i want fictional!matty to realize everyone was immortal but him and be like wtf
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